{"id":1482,"date":"2022-11-09T09:05:34","date_gmt":"2022-11-09T08:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1482"},"modified":"2022-11-09T09:18:07","modified_gmt":"2022-11-09T08:18:07","slug":"ja-za-nic-nemohu-aneb-uz-nikdy-zadna-hadka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1482","title":{"rendered":"J\u00c1 ZA NIC NEMOHU! aneb u\u017e nikdy \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 h\u00e1dka :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Prk\u00fdnko naho\u0159e\u2026 Zn\u00e1te to\u2026 Jen\u017ee v&nbsp;tomhle p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ho nech\u00e1v\u00e1 naho\u0159e moje partnerka. A j\u00e1 to bytostn\u011b nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm. Nebav\u00edm se o tom doln\u00edm prk\u00fdnku k&nbsp;sezen\u00ed, ale o tom horn\u00edm (kryc\u00edm), kter\u00e9 uzav\u00edr\u00e1 rann\u00ed ritu\u00e1l :-) Moje partnerka nech\u00e1v\u00e1 horn\u00ed prk\u00fdnko naho\u0159e, proto\u017ee je na to zvykl\u00e1 ze sv\u00e9ho bytu. J\u00e1 ho d\u00e1v\u00e1m dol\u016f, proto\u017ee se sna\u017e\u00edm eliminovat riziko, \u017ee moje ko\u010dky vysko\u010d\u00ed nahoru v&nbsp;domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee tam je pevn\u00e1 p\u016fda pod tlapkami, a spadnou do z\u00e1chodu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V ned\u011bli jsme se kv\u016fli tomu \u0161\u00edlen\u011b poh\u00e1dali. M\u011bl jsem za to, \u017ee plat\u00ed \u201em\u016fj d\u016fm \u2013 moje pravidla\u201c stejn\u011b, jako j\u00e1 respektuji jej\u00ed pravidla v&nbsp;jej\u00edm byt\u011b. Vypadalo to na rozchod. Kv\u016fli prk\u00fdnku!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nakonec p\u0159i\u0161la s&nbsp;\u00fa\u017easn\u00fdm pl\u00e1nem, jak se u\u017e nikdy neh\u00e1dat aneb J\u00c1 ZA NIC NEMOHU! Kdy\u017e jsem si p\u0159e\u010detl, co vymyslela, vyprskl jsem sm\u00edchy, ale pak mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee to je geni\u00e1ln\u00ed! Snad se pobav\u00edte a pou\u010d\u00edte i vy\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ja-za-nic-nemohu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"399\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ja-za-nic-nemohu.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ja-za-nic-nemohu.jpg 800w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ja-za-nic-nemohu-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ja-za-nic-nemohu-768x383.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u010casto se st\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee kdy\u017e dojde k&nbsp;nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed, ka\u017ed\u00fd ze z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdch se domn\u00edv\u00e1, \u017ee je to pr\u00e1v\u011b on, kdo nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed nezp\u016fsobil, kdo se celou dobu choval spr\u00e1vn\u011b a kdo za nic nem\u016f\u017ee, a\u010dkoliv b\u00fdv\u00e1 chyba na obou stran\u00e1ch. Takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup vede k&nbsp;dal\u0161\u00edm nedorozum\u011bn\u00edm, dal\u0161\u00edm v\u00fd\u010ditk\u00e1m, k&nbsp;vz\u00e1jemn\u00fdm ur\u00e1\u017ek\u00e1m a dohadov\u00e1n\u00ed o tom, kdo by se m\u011bl omluvit. Aby se tomu p\u0159ede\u0161lo, m\u00e1 v&nbsp;tuto chv\u00edli ka\u017ed\u00fd mo\u017enost vyu\u017e\u00edt <strong>kupon J\u00c1 ZA NIC NEMOHU.<\/strong>&nbsp; Kdy\u017e to ud\u011bl\u00e1, znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e1 vina za nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed pad\u00e1 na toho druh\u00e9ho. Ten mu ji\u017e nem\u016f\u017ee nic vy\u010d\u00edtat, do\u017eadovat se omluvy a mus\u00ed p\u0159ijmout, \u017ee nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed zp\u016fsobil on s\u00e1m. Je tedy jasno a nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed nep\u0159eroste v&nbsp;h\u00e1dku, kter\u00e1 by naru\u0161ila vz\u00e1jemn\u00fd vztah partner\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pravidla:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ka\u017ed\u00fd partner obdr\u017e\u00ed 12 kupon\u016f J\u00c1 ZA NIC NEMOHU na rok. Ano, vych\u00e1z\u00ed to na 1 ks na m\u011bs\u00edc na ka\u017ed\u00e9ho z&nbsp;partner\u016f, co\u017e nen\u00ed moc, ale pro dva miluj\u00edc\u00ed se lidi by to m\u011blo sta\u010dit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pokud dojde k&nbsp;nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed, maj\u00ed oba partne\u0159i mo\u017enost vyu\u017e\u00edt kupon. Ten, kdo si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed nezp\u016fsobil, \u017ee na n\u011bjakou ot\u00e1zku, p\u0159ipom\u00ednku nebo n\u011bjak\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed (nebo cokoliv jin\u00e9ho \u2013 z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na moment\u00e1ln\u00ed situaci) nereagoval nep\u0159im\u011b\u0159en\u011b a \u017ee se k&nbsp;tomu druh\u00e9mu choval hezky a byl empatick\u00fd, p\u0159ed\u00e1 kupon tomu druh\u00e9mu. Kupon bude obsahovat datum, kdy k&nbsp;nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed do\u0161lo (vzhledem k&nbsp;n\u00ed\u017ee uveden\u00e9mu i \u010das), \u010deho se t\u00fdkalo a podpis obou partner\u016f. T\u00edm je zbaven povinnosti se omlouvat nebo p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let s\u00e1m nad sv\u00fdm chov\u00e1n\u00edm. Druh\u00fd partner p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 vinu, ani\u017e by cokoliv vy\u010d\u00edtal, do\u017eadoval se omluvy nebo byl ura\u017een\u00fd. Ostatn\u011b i on m\u011bl mo\u017enost pou\u017e\u00edt kupon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pokud kupon b\u011bhem jednoho nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed pou\u017eij\u00ed oba partne\u0159i, znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee za nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed prost\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee v\u016fbec nikdo a nen\u00ed t\u0159eba se t\u00edm d\u00e1l zab\u00fdvat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pokud kupon nevyu\u017eije ani jeden z&nbsp;partner\u016f, znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee oba si jsou v\u011bdomi toho, \u017ee do\u0161lo k&nbsp;pochyben\u00ed na obou stran\u00e1ch a ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u0159evezme zodpov\u011bdnost za svoji vinu. Nebude hledat chybu v&nbsp;chov\u00e1n\u00ed toho druh\u00e9ho, ale bude p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let s\u00e1m nad sebou a za svoji chybu se omluv\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeden kupon = jedno nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed. Ale pozor! Pokud si partner, kter\u00fd kupon vyu\u017eil, do 24 hodin uv\u011bdom\u00ed, \u017ee k\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9mu pochyben\u00ed z\u00a0jeho strany do\u0161lo, m\u016f\u017ee se za toto omluvit a z\u00edskat tak kupon zp\u011bt a pou\u017e\u00edt ho p\u0159i jin\u00e9m nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed. B\u011bhem jednoho t\u00fddne lze pou\u017e\u00edt maxim\u00e1ln\u011b 2 kupony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prk\u00fdnko naho\u0159e\u2026 Zn\u00e1te to\u2026 Jen\u017ee v&nbsp;tomhle p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ho nech\u00e1v\u00e1 naho\u0159e moje partnerka. A j\u00e1 to bytostn\u011b nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm. Nebav\u00edm se o tom doln\u00edm prk\u00fdnku k&nbsp;sezen\u00ed, ale o tom horn\u00edm (kryc\u00edm), kter\u00e9 uzav\u00edr\u00e1 rann\u00ed ritu\u00e1l :-) Moje partnerka nech\u00e1v\u00e1 horn\u00ed prk\u00fdnko naho\u0159e, proto\u017ee je na to zvykl\u00e1 ze sv\u00e9ho bytu. J\u00e1 ho d\u00e1v\u00e1m dol\u016f, proto\u017ee se sna\u017e\u00edm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1482"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}