{"id":1504,"date":"2022-12-07T16:51:54","date_gmt":"2022-12-07T15:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2022-12-09T08:09:25","modified_gmt":"2022-12-09T07:09:25","slug":"o-zouvani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1504","title":{"rendered":"O zouv\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u0160\u00edlen\u00fd zvyk zouvat si b\u011bhem n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy boty&#8230;&nbsp;Stejn\u011b jako po p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00edch umyju n\u00e1dob\u00ed, stejn\u011b tak dok\u00e1\u017eu po nich vyluxovat\/vyt\u0159\u00edt.&nbsp;Nemluv\u011b o tom, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 tvory na kolenou pros\u00edm, aby se nezouvali (a v\u00edm pro\u010d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obuv je sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed od\u011bvu. Kdy\u017e se obl\u00e9k\u00e1me, tak si sna\u017e\u00edme sladit od\u011bv s&nbsp;obuv\u00ed a dopl\u0148ky, abychom se skv\u011ble c\u00edtili, dob\u0159e vypadali a l\u00edbili se t\u011bm, kte\u0159\u00ed ocen\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 styl a na\u0161i spole\u010dnost. A te\u010f si p\u0159edstavte tu \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 si vezme \u0161ati\u010dky, k&nbsp;tomu slad\u00ed p\u00e1sek, boti\u010dky, kabelku a pen\u011b\u017eenku v&nbsp;n\u00ed\u2026 a na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b j\u00ed \u0159eknou: \u201eTady se zuj!\u201c Ehm \u2013 nemil\u00e9, nepraktick\u00e9, nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 mi to sch\u016fzku s jedn\u00edm&nbsp;starostou p\u0159ed lety. Kdy\u017e m\u011b p\u0159ijal, pot\u0159\u00e1sli jsme si pravic\u00ed, p\u0159edali vizitky a on \u0159\u00edk\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eKoberec&#8230;\u201c a uk\u00e1zal na n\u011bj.<br>J\u00e1: \u201eHezk\u00fd&#8230;\u201c pod\u00edval jsem se ze zdvo\u0159ilosti.<br>\u201ePersk\u00fd&#8230;\u201c dodal.<br>J\u00e1: \u201eMoc hezk\u00fd&#8230;\u201c<br>\u201eBoty!\u201c \u0159ekl.<br>Nech\u00e1pav\u011b jsem se na n\u011bj pod\u00edval a on dodal: \u201eZout!!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poprv\u00e9 a naposled, co m\u011b na \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b zouvali. Vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m se m\u00edst\u016fm, kde po mn\u011b cht\u011bj\u00ed, abych odkl\u00e1dal boty. A v\u00a0pl\u00edskanici? Nen\u00ed p\u0159eci probl\u00e9m d\u00e1t ke dve\u0159\u00edm roho\u017e nebo hadr, o kterou lze ot\u0159\u00edt p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 ne\u010distoty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak\u017ee ne \u2013 u n\u00e1s se host\u00e9 nezouvaj\u00ed ani doma, ani v&nbsp;kancel\u00e1\u0159i :-)<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-5.png 1122w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption><em><strong>P\u0159ehled zem\u00ed s t\u00edmhle \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdm zlozvykem<\/strong><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160\u00edlen\u00fd zvyk zouvat si b\u011bhem n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy boty&#8230;&nbsp;Stejn\u011b jako po p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00edch umyju n\u00e1dob\u00ed, stejn\u011b tak dok\u00e1\u017eu po nich vyluxovat\/vyt\u0159\u00edt.&nbsp;Nemluv\u011b o tom, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 tvory na kolenou pros\u00edm, aby se nezouvali (a v\u00edm pro\u010d). 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Kdy\u017e se obl\u00e9k\u00e1me, tak si sna\u017e\u00edme sladit od\u011bv s&nbsp;obuv\u00ed a dopl\u0148ky, abychom se skv\u011ble c\u00edtili, dob\u0159e vypadali a l\u00edbili&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1516,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions\/1516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}