{"id":1983,"date":"2023-11-14T09:22:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-14T08:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1983"},"modified":"2024-04-11T06:51:20","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T05:51:20","slug":"multiorgasmicky-muz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=1983","title":{"rendered":"Multiorgasmick\u00fd mu\u017e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ne ned\u00e1vn\u00e9m semin\u00e1\u0159i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.akademie-vzdelavani.cz\/vzdelavani\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Sou\u010dasn\u00e1 legislativa a jej\u00ed dopad na \u00fapravu dokument\u016f \u2013 etiketa a normy v p\u00edsemn\u00e9m styku<\/a>, kdy jsme \u0159e\u0161ili \u2013 mezi jin\u00fdmi \u2013 teorii spole\u010densk\u00fdch p\u0159ednost\u00ed, se m\u011b jedna pan\u00ed zeptala:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s\u2026 plat\u00ed etiketa i v&nbsp;posteli?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cel\u00fd dav \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk\u016f a \u00fa\u0159ednic ztichl a \u010dekal na mou odpov\u011b\u010f. D\u00e1my naklonily hlavu, aby byly odpov\u011bdi o n\u011bco bl\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eSamoz\u0159ejm\u011b\u2026 \u017eena m\u00e1 p\u0159ednost i v&nbsp;posteli,\u201c <\/em>odpov\u011bd\u011bl jsem bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asi ne\u010dekali \u017e\u00e1dnou jinou odpov\u011b\u010f \u2013 asi byl p\u0159ekvapeni, \u017ee jsem ji v\u016fbec poskytl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dotazuj\u00edc\u00ed se d\u00e1ma \u0161\u0165ouchla loktem kolegovi sed\u00edc\u00edmu vedle n\u00ed do \u017eeber a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: <em>\u201eVid\u00ed\u0161! J\u00e1 ti to \u0159\u00edkala!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O p\u0159est\u00e1vce se vytvo\u0159il v&nbsp;zadn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti zaseda\u010dky hlou\u010dek p\u011bti mu\u017e\u016f a jeden z&nbsp;nich jim p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edtal z rom\u00e1nu ON aneb Na velikosti nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eP\u00e1nov\u00e9 se n\u011bkdy myln\u011b domn\u00edvaj\u00ed, \u017ee jsou b\u011bhem sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho aktu \u2013 nebo sv\u00e9pomocn\u00e9 aktivity \u2013 schopni jedin\u00e9ho orgasmu. P\u0159itom si ale neuv\u011bdomuj\u00ed skute\u010dnost, \u017ee <strong>ejakulace a orgasmus jsou dv\u011b zcela odd\u011blen\u00e9 psychick\u00e9 i t\u011blesn\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti.<\/strong> Chcete-li, p\u00e1nov\u00e9, b\u011bhem jedin\u00e9ho milov\u00e1n\u00ed za\u017e\u00edt s\u00e9rii orgasm\u016f, na kter\u00e9 nezapomenete vy, va\u0161e partnerka ani soused\u00e9, uv\u011bdomte si, \u017ee orgasmus nerovn\u00e1 se ejakulace. Bod orgasmick\u00e9ho zlomu je \u010dasov\u00fd okam\u017eik, ve kter\u00e9m p\u00e1nov\u00e9 u\u017e v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee je orgasmus a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem ejakulace nezastaviteln\u00e1. Je to m\u00edsto, v&nbsp;n\u011bm\u017e nej\u010dast\u011bji vytahuj\u00ed sv\u016fj \u00fad z&nbsp;partnerky b\u011bhem hry na p\u0159eru\u0161ovan\u00fd sex \u2013 a zcela ignoruj\u00ed fakt, \u017ee i d\u00edky p\u0159eru\u0161ovan\u00e9mu sexu lze ot\u011bhotn\u011bt. Pokud ale, p\u00e1nov\u00e9, sekundu p\u0159ed bodem zlomu p\u0159eru\u0161\u00edte penetraci nebo alespo\u0148 zpomal\u00edte, za\u017eijete sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed such\u00fd orgasmus, ale neza\u017eijete ejakulaci. \u010casov\u011b tak odd\u011bl\u00edte dv\u011b reakce, kter\u00e9 pova\u017eujete za jdouc\u00ed ruku v&nbsp;ruce. Dal\u0161\u00ed penetrac\u00ed se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edte k&nbsp;dal\u0161\u00edmu orgasmu a ten si vychutn\u00e1te op\u011bt bez ejakulace\u2026 A tak d\u00e1le \u2026 a d\u00e1le.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Byli tak zabran\u00ed do textu, \u017ee si v\u016fbec nev\u0161imli, \u017ee stoj\u00edm za nimi. Kdy\u017e m\u011b zpozorovali, zeptal se jeden: <em>\u201eOpravdu m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt mu\u017e v\u00edce orgasm\u016f za sebou?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed reagoval: <em>\u201eFakt se na to pt\u00e1\u0161 na semin\u00e1\u0159i etikety?!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Usm\u00e1l jsem se a podotkl: <em>\u201eZkuste to\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00daryvek z rom\u00e1nu ONA aneb Na velikosti z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem na matiku byla v\u017edycky lev\u00e1\u2026\u201c <\/em>laborovala nad pap\u00edrem Jana. <em>\u201eJak to m\u00e1m vypo\u010d\u00edtat?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pavel miloval matiku, pravd\u011bpodobnost, \u00fa\u010detnictv\u00ed i statistiku a Ludolfovo \u010d\u00edslo um\u011bl na t\u0159icet desetinn\u00fdch m\u00edst\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst z&nbsp;kalkula\u010dky\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eA co po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u0161?\u201c <\/em>zaj\u00edmal se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eOvulaci\u2026\u201c<\/em> \u0159ekla s&nbsp;klidem tak z\u0159ejm\u00fdm, jako by se bavili o tom, co bude k&nbsp;ob\u011bdu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eTo se d\u00e1 spo\u010d\u00edtat?\u201c <\/em>spo\u010dinul Pavel na sv\u00e9 mil\u00e9 \u0161ok\u00e9zn\u00edm pohledem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eNo, jasn\u011b, ty m\u016fj bl\u00e1z\u00ednku!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pavel zavzpom\u00ednal na sv\u00e9 za\u010d\u00e1tky, a\u017e se rozpomn\u011bl:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eHmmm\u2026 ovulaci vestoje jsem za\u017eil jen jednou\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eCo\u017ee jsi vestoje za\u017eil???\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eNo\u2026 jak se tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u2026 takov\u00e9 to typicky \u010desk\u00e9 souslov\u00ed\u2026 standing ovulation!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jana propukla v&nbsp;z\u00e1chvat sm\u00edchu stejn\u011b n\u00e1dhern\u00fd, jako kdy\u017e pukne zrnko kuku\u0159ice v&nbsp;mikrovlnce a zm\u011bn\u00ed se ve sn\u011bhob\u00edl\u00fd&nbsp;popcorn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eAle j\u00e1 po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m ovulaci \u2013 ne ovaci!\u201c<\/em> \u0159ehtala se dal\u0161\u00ed minuty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ud\u011blat ze sebe blba um\u011bl Pavel dokonale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201eCokoli pro sm\u00edch publika\u2026\u201c<\/em> \u0159\u00edk\u00e1val, <em>\u201e\u2026 p\u00e1\u010d nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u00farove\u0148 smyslu pro humor m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd si um\u00ed ud\u011blat srandu s\u00e1m ze sebe.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ud\u011blal si kafe, sedl si do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, napil se a najednou mu to do\u0161lo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201ePro\u010d proboha po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u0161 ovulaci?!!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jedna spermie obsahuje 37,5 megabajt\u016f dat. P\u0159i ejakulaci se uvoln\u00ed asi 2,25 mililitru spermatu. Datov\u00e1 propustnost mu\u017esk\u00e9ho penisu je tedy 1&nbsp;688 terabajt\u016f za sekundu. \u017densk\u00e9 vaj\u00ed\u010dko je pak schopno odol\u00e1vat DDoS \u00fatok\u016fm o objemu p\u0159es 1,5 petabajt\u016f za vte\u0159inu, a p\u0159itom propust\u00ed jedin\u00fd datov\u00fd paket. Je tedy nejv\u00fdkonn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm hardwarov\u00fdm firewallem na sv\u011bt\u011b. A tenhle jeden jedin\u00fd paket shod\u00ed cel\u00fd syst\u00e9m na 9 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>L\u00edb\u00ed se V\u00e1m \u010dl\u00e1nek? Kupte autorovi <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buymeacoffee.com\/radim.martynek\" target=\"_blank\">kafe<\/a> :-)<\/strong><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne ned\u00e1vn\u00e9m semin\u00e1\u0159i Sou\u010dasn\u00e1 legislativa a jej\u00ed dopad na \u00fapravu dokument\u016f \u2013 etiketa a normy v p\u00edsemn\u00e9m styku, kdy jsme \u0159e\u0161ili \u2013 mezi jin\u00fdmi \u2013 teorii spole\u010densk\u00fdch p\u0159ednost\u00ed, se m\u011b jedna pan\u00ed zeptala: \u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s\u2026 plat\u00ed etiketa i v&nbsp;posteli?\u201c Cel\u00fd dav \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk\u016f a \u00fa\u0159ednic ztichl a \u010dekal na mou odpov\u011b\u010f. D\u00e1my naklonily hlavu, aby byly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1983"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2196,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions\/2196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}