{"id":2280,"date":"2024-06-21T05:01:41","date_gmt":"2024-06-21T04:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2280"},"modified":"2024-06-21T07:42:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-21T06:42:11","slug":"ftipky-ze-seminaru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2280","title":{"rendered":"Vtipn\u00e9 tituly aneb Post\u0159ehy ze semin\u00e1\u0159\u016f :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Absolvent veterin\u00e1rn\u00edho l\u00e9ka\u0159stv\u00ed a veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed hygieny, kter\u00fd z\u00edskal titul <strong>MVDr.,<\/strong> je pro mnoh\u00e9 <strong>mal\u00fd vykastrovan\u00fd doktor. <\/strong>Titul<strong> MDDr.<\/strong> \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci komentuj\u00ed jako <strong>doktora na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 dovolen\u00e9<\/strong> a <strong>DiS.<\/strong> by m\u011bl b\u00fdt <strong>diplomovan\u00fd stript\u00e9r.<\/strong> V&nbsp;prvn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jde o doktora zubn\u00edho l\u00e9k\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed \u2013 dentistu (z latiny medicinae dentium doctor), ve druh\u00e9m o diplomovan\u00e9ho specialistu (absolventa vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed odborn\u00e9 \u0161koly).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nositel titulu <strong>MPA<\/strong> je podle \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f semin\u00e1\u0159e <a href=\"https:\/\/www.akademie-vzdelavani.cz\/vzdelavani\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Sou\u010dasn\u00e1 legislativa a jej\u00ed dopad na \u00fapravu dokument\u016f \u2013 etiketa a normy v p\u00edsemn\u00e9m styku<\/a> <strong>mal\u00fd protivn\u00fd architekt.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em>\u201eMaster of Public Administration (ve zkratce MPA, \u010di M.P.A.) je studium ur\u010den\u00e9 zejm\u00e9na pro mana\u017eery v oblasti ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 spr\u00e1vy a nest\u00e1tn\u00edch neziskov\u00fdch organizac\u00ed (NGO). Podm\u00ednkou studia je p\u0159edchoz\u00ed z\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed vysoko\u0161kolsk\u00e9ho vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed. MPA p\u0159edstavuje variantu studia Master of Business Administration (MBA, \u010di M.B.A.), uplat\u0148ovan\u00e9ho v soukrom\u00e9 sf\u00e9\u0159e, zohled\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed specifika ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 spr\u00e1vy v tom nej\u0161ir\u0161\u00edm slova smyslu.\u201c<\/em> (Wikipedie)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>LL.M <\/strong>\u2013 <strong>LLM <\/strong>\u2013 <strong>M.L. <\/strong>je titul magistersk\u00e9 \u00farovn\u011b typick\u00fd pro anglosask\u00fd sv\u011bt. V&nbsp;n\u011bkter\u00fdch zem\u00edch jde o profesn\u00ed titul <strong>magistr pr\u00e1v<\/strong> po uveden\u00ed absolventa pr\u00e1v do praxe. Pro \u0159adu lid\u00ed jde o zkratky t\u011bchto pojm\u016f: <strong>liga lesn\u00ed moudrosti, distributor cigaretov\u00fdch v\u00fdrobk\u016f, l\u00e9ka\u0159 lidov\u00fdch milic\u00ed, pop\u0159. letopo\u010det \u0159\u00edmsk\u00fdmi \u010d\u00edslicemi :-)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Zaslechli jste n\u011bjakou zaj\u00edmavou interpretaci akademick\u00e9ho titulu? <\/strong><br><strong>Pod\u011blte se v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch! :-)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u010castokr\u00e1t na semin\u00e1\u0159\u00edch sl\u00fdch\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee ve spole\u010dnosti m\u00e1me <em>p\u0159etitulov\u00e1no<\/em> \u2013 ka\u017ed\u00fd si p\u00ed\u0161e titul, dva nebo t\u0159i! Podle z\u00e1kona o vysok\u00fdch \u0161kol\u00e1ch m\u00e1me v \u010cR pouze 9 akademick\u00fdch titul\u016f. Kde\u017eto z&nbsp;obr\u00e1zku n\u00ed\u017ee je z\u0159ejm\u00e9, \u017ee anglosask\u00fd sv\u011bt opravdu <em>p\u0159etitulov\u00e1no<\/em> m\u00e1 (-:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"963\" height=\"234\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-18.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-18.png 963w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-18-300x73.png 300w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-18-768x187.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 963px) 100vw, 963px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bakal\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 tituly a magistersk\u00e9 tituly v anglosask\u00fdch zem\u00edch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Tituly n\u00e1m pom\u00e1haj\u00ed s&nbsp;osloven\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bka. V\u00e1h\u00e1me-li nad 5. p\u00e1dem u p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed typu Langer\/\u0160vec\/Moravec, pou\u017eijme rad\u011bji funkci nebo titul (pane tajemn\u00edku, pane in\u017een\u00fdre, &#8230;). Je snaz\u0161\u00ed \u0159\u00edci \u201epane in\u017een\u00fdre\u201c ne\u017e tipovat mezi \u201eLangere\/Langre\/Lang\u0159e\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rekordmanem p\u0159es tituly je tajemn\u00edk <em>nejmenovan\u00e9ho <\/em>\u00fa\u0159adu na obr\u00e1zku n\u00ed\u017ee. Napsat si 10 titul\u016f v&nbsp;dopise, kter\u00fd obsahuje 21 chyb, je opravdov\u00fd \u00falet. Takovou smr\u0161\u0165 titul\u016f lze uv\u00e9st na diplomu, v&nbsp;\u017eivotopise, ve jmenovac\u00edm dekretu, ale ne <strong>v&nbsp;odpov\u011bdi ob\u010danovi <\/strong>na dotaz podle z\u00e1kona 106\/1999 Sb., o svobodn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edstupu k&nbsp;informac\u00edm. Co t\u00edm tajemn\u00edk d\u00e1v\u00e1 najevo? Jak na V\u00e1s dopis p\u016fsob\u00ed? Pod\u011blte se v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"917\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19-1024x917.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19-1024x917.png 1024w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19-300x269.png 300w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19-768x688.png 768w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-19.png 1243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A jestli m\u00e1te 15 minut \u010dasu a 15 tis\u00edc k dobru, titul si m\u016f\u017eete obstarat taky. No, neberte to! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-20.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"649\" height=\"701\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-20.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-20.png 649w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-20-278x300.png 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 649px) 100vw, 649px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absolvent veterin\u00e1rn\u00edho l\u00e9ka\u0159stv\u00ed a veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed hygieny, kter\u00fd z\u00edskal titul MVDr., je pro mnoh\u00e9 mal\u00fd vykastrovan\u00fd doktor. Titul MDDr. \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci komentuj\u00ed jako doktora na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 dovolen\u00e9 a DiS. by m\u011bl b\u00fdt diplomovan\u00fd stript\u00e9r. V&nbsp;prvn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jde o doktora zubn\u00edho l\u00e9k\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed \u2013 dentistu (z latiny medicinae dentium doctor), ve druh\u00e9m o diplomovan\u00e9ho specialistu (absolventa vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed odborn\u00e9 \u0161koly)&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-z-prace"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2280"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2295,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280\/revisions\/2295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}