{"id":239,"date":"2016-08-20T11:02:24","date_gmt":"2016-08-20T10:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=239"},"modified":"2016-08-20T11:02:24","modified_gmt":"2016-08-20T10:02:24","slug":"chicken-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Run :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem si ugriloval ku\u0159e (rozum\u011bj: koupil jsem si grilovan\u00e9 ku\u0159e), naporcoval si ho na tal\u00ed\u0159 a odb\u011bhl kv\u016fli zvon\u00edc\u00edmu telefonu. Vr\u00e1t\u00edm se a vid\u00edm, jak ku\u0159ec\u00ed stehno le\u017e\u00ed jedn\u00edm koncem na tal\u00ed\u0159i a druh\u00fdm v Charlieho tlam\u011b. Hlavou mu blesklo: <em>\u201eStihnu ho polknout, nebo je snaz\u0161\u00ed ut\u00e9ct s ku\u0159etem v tlam\u011b?\u201c<\/em> Hlavou mi blesklo: <em>\u201eA\u0165 ho rad\u011bji polkne \u2013 ty fleky na plovou\u010dce za to nestoj\u00ed.\u201c<\/em> Zvolil druhou variantu \u2013 dal se na \u00fat\u011bk. A j\u00e1 za n\u00edm. M\u00e1 postava mi bohu\u017eel neumo\u017e\u0148uje vl\u00e9zt pod postel.<\/p>\n<p>Dneska jsem si dal grilovan\u00e9 ku\u0159e. Pou\u010den ze v\u010derej\u0161\u00edho CHICKEN RUN jsem nejprve zdrogoval ko\u010dku, kdy\u017e jsem post\u0159\u00edkal \u0161krabadlo sprejem z bylinky catnip (\u0161anta ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed). Charlie se mazlil se \u0161krabadlem v 36 poloh\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1m, a dal\u0161\u00edch 17, kter\u00e9 jsem v \u017eivot\u011b u n\u011bj nevid\u011bl. Kus ku\u0159ete jsem si nachystal na tal\u00ed\u0159. V tom zazvonil zvonek u dve\u0159\u00ed\u2026 Jsa v\u00a0klidu, \u017ee je Charlie zfetovan\u00fd, odb\u011bhl jsem\u2026 A\u017e p\u0159i p\u0159eb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed bal\u00edku jsem si vzpomn\u011bl, \u017ee m\u00e1m doma dv\u011b ko\u010dky!<br \/>\nVr\u00e1t\u00edm se do kuchyn\u011b \u2013 kus ku\u0159ete na tal\u00ed\u0159i, kus v tlam\u011b Chilli. Mus\u00edm zhubnout, jinak se pod postel nikdy nevlezu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ko\u010dka-ku\u0159e.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-240\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ko\u010dka-ku\u0159e.jpg\" alt=\"ko\u010dka ku\u0159e\" width=\"341\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ko\u010dka-ku\u0159e.jpg 341w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ko\u010dka-ku\u0159e-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ko\u010dka-ku\u0159e-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem si ugriloval ku\u0159e (rozum\u011bj: koupil jsem si grilovan\u00e9 ku\u0159e), naporcoval si ho na tal\u00ed\u0159 a odb\u011bhl kv\u016fli zvon\u00edc\u00edmu telefonu. Vr\u00e1t\u00edm se a vid\u00edm, jak ku\u0159ec\u00ed stehno le\u017e\u00ed jedn\u00edm koncem na tal\u00ed\u0159i a druh\u00fdm v Charlieho tlam\u011b. Hlavou mu blesklo: \u201eStihnu ho polknout, nebo je snaz\u0161\u00ed ut\u00e9ct s ku\u0159etem v tlam\u011b?\u201c Hlavou mi blesklo:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}