{"id":2628,"date":"2025-06-25T09:39:24","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T08:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2025-06-25T10:22:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T09:22:32","slug":"etiketa-na-plazi-%e2%98%80%ef%b8%8f-v-kempu-i-v-hotelu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2628","title":{"rendered":"Etiketa na pl\u00e1\u017ei \u2600\ufe0f v kempu i v hotelu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

aneb Jak neb\u00fdt buranem na dovolen\u00e9 a je\u0161t\u011b u toho zaz\u00e1\u0159it<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83c\udfd6\ufe0f Na pl\u00e1\u017ei<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

1. Osu\u0161ku ano, deku na p\u016fl pl\u00e1\u017ee ne.<\/strong> Bu\u010fme f\u00e9r \u2013 ka\u017ed\u00fd chce v\u00fdhled na mo\u0159e, ne na Va\u0161e nohy. A zabr\u00e1n\u00ed si \u010d\u00e1sti pl\u00e1\u017ee u\u017e r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e se chyst\u00e1te tam p\u0159ij\u00edt a\u017e po ob\u011bd\u011b, je n\u011bkde odm\u011bn\u011bno<\/em> tu\u010dnou pokutou.
2. Volejte na d\u011bti, ne na cel\u00e9 pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed.<\/strong> Kdy\u017e vol\u00e1te \u201eMare\u010dku, m\u00e1\u0161 tam bobek!\u201c, sly\u0161\u00ed to nejen Mare\u010dek, ale i lid\u00e9, co pr\u00e1v\u011b sva\u010d\u00ed.
3. Selfie? Klidn\u011b. Ale bez pozad\u00ed jin\u00fdch lid\u00ed v pozad\u00ed.<\/strong> Je to slu\u0161nost. A n\u011bkdo si prost\u011b nep\u0159\u00e1l b\u00fdt sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed Va\u0161\u00ed instagramov\u00e9 kari\u00e9ry.
4. Kr\u00e9mujte sebe, ne okol\u00ed.<\/strong> Nebo alespo\u0148 ne mastn\u00fdm opalov\u00e1kem, co st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 do v\u0161ech stran.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83c\udfd5\ufe0f V kempu<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

1. Zti\u0161it ve\u010d\u00edrek neznamen\u00e1 zab\u00edt z\u00e1bavu.<\/strong> Ale t\u0159eba po 22. hodin\u011b zkuste karaoke na playback. Va\u0161i sousedi V\u00e1m zatleskaj\u00ed \u2013 zevnit\u0159 stanu.
2. Spole\u010dn\u00e9 sprchy nejsou m\u00edsto pro soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b.<\/strong> Nefo\u0165te. Ani selfie. Ani svoje nov\u00e9 tetov\u00e1n\u00ed. Fakt ne.
3. Griluj srdcem, ne kou\u0159em.<\/strong> Kdy\u017e to von\u00ed a\u017e do vedlej\u0161\u00edho okresu, n\u011bco je \u0161patn\u011b.
4. D\u011bti b\u011bhaj\u00ed. Psi \u0161t\u011bkaj\u00ed. Ale v\u0161echno m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 meze.<\/strong> Nechte sv\u00e9 ratolesti i mazl\u00ed\u010dky objevovat sv\u011bt \u2013 ide\u00e1ln\u011b bez sk\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed po ciz\u00edch spac\u00e1c\u00edch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83c\udfe8 V horsk\u00e9m hotelu<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

1. Pantofle na sn\u00eddani jen pokud jste v Japonsku.<\/strong> Jinak pros\u00edm boty. A kalhoty. (Ano, i kdy\u017e je bufet.)
2. Sn\u00eddan\u011b formou \u0161v\u00e9dsk\u00fdch stol\u016f nen\u00ed v\u00fdzva ke skladov\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1sob.<\/strong> T\u0159i rohl\u00edky do batohu nejsou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed kontinent\u00e1ln\u00ed sn\u00eddan\u011b.
3. Wellness je relax, ne olympi\u00e1da v hlasitosti.<\/strong> Ve v\u00ed\u0159ivce se \u0161ept\u00e1. Nesd\u00edl\u00ed se tam vtipy o tchyni.
4. Pozdrav je z\u00e1klad.<\/strong> Na hor\u00e1ch se zdrav\u00ed. Na vod\u011b taky. V hotelu taky. (I kdy\u017e jdete jen pro cukr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bonus: Letn\u00ed kouzeln\u00e9 zakl\u00ednadlo<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201ePros\u00edm, d\u011bkuji, omlouv\u00e1m se.<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funguje ve v\u0161ech zem\u00edch, v ka\u017ed\u00e9m jazyce, za ka\u017ed\u00e9ho po\u010das\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tak a te\u010f u\u017e jen ru\u010dn\u00edk, \u00fasm\u011bv a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme. Slunce vol\u00e1 a s n\u00edm i slu\u0161nost! \ud83c\udf1e<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(tento p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek byl vytvo\u0159en s pomoc\u00ed AI)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

aneb Jak neb\u00fdt buranem na dovolen\u00e9 a je\u0161t\u011b u toho zaz\u00e1\u0159it \ud83c\udfd6\ufe0f Na pl\u00e1\u017ei 1. Osu\u0161ku ano, deku na p\u016fl pl\u00e1\u017ee ne. Bu\u010fme f\u00e9r \u2013 ka\u017ed\u00fd chce v\u00fdhled na mo\u0159e, ne na Va\u0161e nohy. A zabr\u00e1n\u00ed si \u010d\u00e1sti pl\u00e1\u017ee u\u017e r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e se chyst\u00e1te tam p\u0159ij\u00edt a\u017e po ob\u011bd\u011b, je n\u011bkde odm\u011bn\u011bno tu\u010dnou pokutou.2. Volejte…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inspirace"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2634,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions\/2634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}