{"id":267,"date":"2017-11-12T21:04:53","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T20:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=267"},"modified":"2020-05-15T17:48:10","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T16:48:10","slug":"ne-ne-tohle-auto-neni-pro-vas-aneb-saty-delaj-cloveka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Ne ne, tohle auto nen\u00ed pro V\u00e1s\u2026 aneb \u0161aty d\u011blaj \u010dlov\u011bka\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span data-offset-key=\"41bfh-0-0\">Pamatujete si na sc\u00e9nu z Pretty Woman, jak se Julia Roberts pokou\u0161ela nakoupit na Rodeo Drive? Tak tuhle zku\u0161enost m\u00e1m dneska z Le Premiere ve Va\u0148kovce. <\/span>Ale vezmu to od za\u010d\u00e1tku.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ed lety jsem si vyb\u00edral sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed v\u016fz \u2013 tou\u017eil jsem po modelu Volkswagen Passat. P\u0159i\u0161el jsem do brn\u011bnsk\u00e9ho autosalonu v\u00a0d\u017e\u00edn\u00e1ch a tri\u010dku, kochal se passatem a prodejce se m\u011b hned ujal. P\u0159i\u0161el ke mn\u011b na 20 cm, z\u00a0pusy mu t\u00e1hl p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd \u00fastn\u00ed sprej a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: <em>\u201eNe ne, tohle auto nen\u00ed pro V\u00e1s\u2026\u201c<\/em> a zavedl m\u011b k\u00a0VW Polo. Oponoval jsem, \u017ee chci passata \u2013 nal\u00e9hal, \u017ee to nen\u00ed auto vhodn\u00e9 pro m\u011b. Na\u0161tvan\u00fd jsem ode\u0161el a koupil si passata u konkurence. Po dvou letech jsem s\u00a0n\u00edm jel na servisn\u00ed prohl\u00eddku do servisu prvn\u00edho autosalonu a v\u00a0mezi\u010dase, kdy mu \u010distili klimatizaci, jsem si prohl\u00ed\u017eel nov\u00e9ho passata CC. Stejn\u00fd prodava\u010d \u2013 jin\u00fd rok. Stejn\u00fd j\u00e1 \u2013 jen v\u00a0obleku. Z\u00a0pusy mu smrd\u011bl stejn\u00fd \u00fastn\u00ed sprej jako p\u0159ed dv\u011bma lety, ale tentokr\u00e1te se choval \u00fapln\u011b jinak: <em>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, pane. Vid\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1te skv\u011bl\u00fd vkus. Co takhle zku\u0161ebn\u00ed j\u00edzdu?\u201c<\/em> Napadlo m\u011b: <em>\u201eKdybys tak v\u011bd\u011bl\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dneska jsem byl v\u00a0prodejn\u011b p\u00e1nsk\u00fdch oblek\u016f Bandi koupit si kapesn\u00ed\u010dek do klopy saka, kter\u00e9 tam maj\u00ed za cenu do 100 K\u010d. Maj\u00ed velmi \u0161irok\u00fd sortiment, ale zrovna tu mou barvu nem\u011bli skladem, tak jsem \u0161el do Le Premiere ve Va\u0148kovce. Zcela pom\u00edj\u00edm, \u017ee jsem musel \u010dekat, ne\u017e podivn\u011b vyhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed prodava\u010d dokoketoval se svou kolegyn\u00ed, a\u010d m\u011b vid\u011bl. Kdy\u017e se m\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b dot\u00e1zal, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: <em>\u201eR\u00e1d bych kapesn\u00ed\u010dek do klopy\u2026\u201c<\/em> Nev\u00e1hal s\u00e1hnout pro rozbalen\u00fd zmuchlan\u00fd kapesn\u00edk vystaven\u00fd v reg\u00e1le a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: <em>\u201e690 korun.\u201c<\/em> P\u0159ekvapen odv\u011btil jsem: <em>\u201eHmmm, vypad\u00e1 stejn\u011b jako ten, kter\u00fd kupuji v\u00a0Bandi za sedminu ceny\u2026 \u010c\u00edm se li\u0161\u00ed?\u201c<\/em> Pt\u00e1t se byla chyba. Hlasem m\u00fdch 4% p\u0159\u00e1tel mi \u0159ekl: <em>\u201eNo, ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee tento nen\u00ed pro V\u00e1s cenov\u011b dostupn\u00fd\u2026 U n\u00e1s nic nebude pro V\u00e1s cenov\u011b dostupn\u00e9\u2026\u201c<\/em> oto\u010dil se a s kapesn\u00ed\u010dkem v ruce ode\u0161el, ani\u017e by se rozlou\u010dil. Asi poch\u00e1z\u00ed z Kr\u00e9ty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pamatujete si na sc\u00e9nu z Pretty Woman, jak se Julia Roberts pokou\u0161ela nakoupit na Rodeo Drive? Tak tuhle zku\u0161enost m\u00e1m dneska z Le Premiere ve Va\u0148kovce. Ale vezmu to od za\u010d\u00e1tku. P\u0159ed lety jsem si vyb\u00edral sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed v\u016fz \u2013 tou\u017eil jsem po modelu Volkswagen Passat. P\u0159i\u0161el jsem do brn\u011bnsk\u00e9ho autosalonu v\u00a0d\u017e\u00edn\u00e1ch a tri\u010dku, kochal&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":627,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}