{"id":2717,"date":"2026-02-03T17:33:54","date_gmt":"2026-02-03T16:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2717"},"modified":"2026-02-03T18:02:52","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T17:02:52","slug":"tohle-by-se-mi-v-brne-nestalo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=2717","title":{"rendered":"Tak tohle by se mi v Brn\u011b nestalo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>V Brn\u011b jsem str\u00e1vil velkou \u010d\u00e1st \u017eivota. V \u010din\u017e\u00e1ku bez zahrady \u2013 tak\u017ee m\u016fj vztah k p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b byl zalo\u017een\u00fd hlavn\u011b na tom, \u017ee jsem ob\u010das zalil kytku a ona mi za odm\u011bnu stejn\u011b um\u0159ela. Byl jsem m\u011bstsk\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. V\u011bd\u011bl jsem, kde je nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edch t\u0159in\u00e1ct nejl\u00e9pe hodnocen\u00fdch kav\u00e1ren, abych stejn\u011b chodil jen do t\u00e9 jedn\u00e9, ale kdybyste mi dali do ruky lopatu, tak ji pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b str\u010d\u00edm do z\u00e1suvky a budu \u010dekat, a\u017e se nabije.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U\u017e p\u0159es rok ale bydl\u00edm na vesnici a spousta v\u011bc\u00ed je pro m\u011b nov\u00fdch. Nap\u0159\u00edklad kdy\u017e mi man\u017eelka koupila k narozenin\u00e1m r\u00fd\u010d\u2026 a nep\u0159ibalila n\u00e1vod. Co\u017e je odv\u00e1\u017en\u00e9, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem typ, co by si nejrad\u0161i p\u0159e\u010detl manu\u00e1l i na \u0161kr\u00e1b\u00e1n\u00ed brambor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obden se mi poda\u0159\u00ed pron\u00e9st pam\u00e1tnou v\u011btu: <strong>\u201eTak tohle by se mi v Brn\u011b nestalo.\u201c <\/strong>A poka\u017ed\u00e9 t\u00edm ve skute\u010dnosti \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: \u201eJsem sice dosp\u011bl\u00fd mu\u017e, ale tady m\u011b p\u0159\u00edroda systematicky \u0161ikanuje.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u0159eba kdy\u017e se v l\u00e9t\u011b z koupelny ozval stra\u0161n\u00fd \u0159ev, vyrazil jsem tam s&nbsp;my\u0161lenou, \u017ee mus\u00edm zachr\u00e1nit pavouka p\u0159ed t\u011bmi ot\u0159esn\u00fdmi decibely, jen\u017ee o pavouka v\u016fbec ne\u0161lo. Po zemi si to \u0161inula u\u017eovka. Ano. U\u017eovka. V koupeln\u011b. <strong>Tak tohle by se v Brn\u011b fakt nestalo.<\/strong> V Brn\u011b se v koupeln\u011b \u0161inou maxim\u00e1ln\u011b pono\u017eky\u2026 a obvykle na\u0161ich \u010dty\u0159 d\u011bt\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inu, zachr\u00e1nil jsem ji a odnesl do zahrady (to zv\u00ed\u0159e neboh\u00e9 \u2013 ne man\u017eelku, i kdy\u017e v tu chv\u00edli by se mo\u017en\u00e1 hodil odvoz i pro ni).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po roce ale p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edm i na pozitiva. T\u0159eba vyjdu na terasu, nat\u00e1hnu ruku a utrhnu bor\u016fvky. Zn\u00ed to idylicky, skoro jako reklama. Jen\u017ee na vesnici plat\u00ed pravidlo: <strong>co je zadarmo, to se plat\u00ed potem. <\/strong>Bor\u016fvky si utrhnu, jasn\u011b. Ale p\u0159edt\u00edm m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 bonusov\u00fd level: k\u0159ovino\u0159ez, p\u00edchnut\u00ed o trn a minim\u00e1ln\u011b jedna existenci\u00e1ln\u00ed ot\u00e1zka typu: \u201ePro\u010d jsem si nekoupil byt s balk\u00f3nem a fikusem?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pak dojdu ke kachn\u00edku a vezmu \u010derstv\u00e1 vejce. N\u00e1dhera. Jen\u017ee taky zji\u0161\u0165uju, \u017ee vejce nejsou produkt. Vejce jsou <em>dohoda s gangem ope\u0159enc\u016f<\/em>, kte\u0159\u00ed t\u011b r\u00e1no v\u00edtaj\u00ed pohledem: \u201eTak co, \u0161\u00e9fe, dneska bude krmen\u00ed v\u010das, nebo zase zavol\u00e1me odbory?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A kdy\u017e si zajdu do sadu pro \u0161vestky, jablka nebo vi\u0161n\u011b, m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee \u017eiju sen. A pak se oto\u010d\u00edm a vid\u00edm, kolik je toho na zemi. A doch\u00e1z\u00ed mi, \u017ee na vesnici je romantika v\u017edycky jen prvn\u00ed p\u016flka v\u011bty. Ta druh\u00e1 zn\u00ed: <strong>\u201e\u2026 a te\u010f to v\u0161echno sesb\u00edrej a zpracuj.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tak\u017ee ano: v\u0161echno m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 pro a proti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A te\u010f v\u00fdhody velkom\u011bsta:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>V Brn\u011b jsem po semin\u00e1\u0159i p\u0159ijel dom\u016f, osprchoval se, otev\u0159el l\u00e1hev v\u00edna a relaxoval. Na vesnici se osprchuji, oble\u010du se do pracovn\u00edho a jdu zase makat.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V Brn\u011b byl ve\u010der odpo\u010dinek. Na vesnici je ve\u010der druh\u00e1 sm\u011bna. V Brn\u011b jsem vyp\u00ednal hlavu. Na vesnici vyp\u00edn\u00e1m hlavn\u011b jisti\u010de.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V Brn\u011b byla po\u0161ta otev\u0159en\u00e1 nonstop. Jezdil jsem tam p\u0159ed p\u016flnoc\u00ed, kdy bylo nejm\u00e9n\u011b lid\u00ed. Na vesnici je po\u0161ta a m\u00e1 otev\u0159eno hodinu denn\u011b \u2013 jednou t\u00fddn\u011b. Trefit se do otev\u00edrac\u00ed doby je tady <strong>n\u00e1rodn\u00ed sport.<\/strong> A kdy\u017e to nestihne\u0161, nevad\u00ed \u2013 jen bude\u0161 dal\u0161\u00ed t\u00fdden \u017e\u00edt bez bal\u00edku, bez dopisu a bez v\u00edry v civilizaci.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V Brn\u011b jsem m\u011bl Makro, Decathlon, Globus i Kaufland 10 minut daleko. Z vesnice mus\u00edm jet hodinu, abych zakopl o prvn\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd obchod. A kdy\u017e tam u\u017e jedu, koup\u00edm v\u0161echno. Ne proto, \u017ee jsem rozumn\u00fd. Ale proto\u017ee <strong>nejsem bl\u00e1zen,<\/strong> abych to absolvoval dvakr\u00e1t.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nejslo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed v\u00a0Brn\u011b, kter\u00e9 jsem musel obsluhovat, byla mikrovlnka. Na vesnici je to cirkul\u00e1rka, \u0159et\u011bzov\u00e1 pila, kultiv\u00e1tor, k\u0159ovino\u0159ez, seka\u010dka, m\u00edcha\u010dka na beton\u2026<br>V Brn\u011b jsem \u0159e\u0161il: \u201eOh\u0159eju si to na 800 watt\u016f?\u201c Na vesnici \u0159e\u0161\u00edm: \u201eZ\u016fstane mi dneska v\u0161ech deset prst\u016f?\u201c A up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b: n\u011bkdy se i tak netref\u00edm. Kachny by mohly vypr\u00e1v\u011bt.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V Brn\u011b bylo centr\u00e1ln\u00ed vyt\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed. Na vesnici mus\u00edm zatopit v kotli d\u0159evem, kter\u00e9 jsem si objednal, zaplatil a narovnal do d\u0159evn\u00edku. Tak\u017ee teplo tady nen\u00ed slu\u017eba. Teplo je <strong>projekt<\/strong>. A hlavn\u011b: teplo je z\u00e1vazek. Zat\u00edmco ve m\u011bst\u011b oto\u010d\u00ed\u0161 kole\u010dkem, tady oto\u010d\u00ed\u0161\u2026 \u017eivotem.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V Brn\u011b m\u011b znali dva sousedi. N\u00e1dhern\u00e1 anonymita. M\u00ed\u0148 \u0159e\u010d\u00ed, m\u00ed\u0148 soci\u00e1ln\u00edho tlaku.<br>Na vesnici m\u011b znaj\u00ed v\u0161ichni. A j\u00e1 je taky. Jen\u017ee hlavn\u011b oni znaj\u00ed m\u011b. A kdy\u017e n\u011bkoho nepotk\u00e1\u0161 t\u0159i dny, tak to nen\u00ed \u201em\u011bl jsem pr\u00e1ci\u201c. To je \u201estalo se n\u011bco? jsi v po\u0159\u00e1dku? \u017eije\u0161?\u201c.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Z Brna bylo v\u0161echno 90 minut: Praha, Ostrava, V\u00edde\u0148, Bratislava. Z vesnice je v\u0161echno 3 a\u017e 5 hodin. Tady se ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 \u201ezajdeme na oto\u010dku\u201c. Tady se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: <strong>\u201evyraz\u00edme a uvid\u00edme, jestli se vr\u00e1t\u00edme jako rodina.\u201c<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A te\u010f v\u00fdhody vesnice:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u010cist\u00fd vzduch, \u0161irok\u00e9 pl\u00e1n\u011b, velk\u00fd d\u016fm, obrovsk\u00fd sad pln\u00fd ovoce \ud83d\ude0a a septik pln\u00fd \ud83d\udca9\u2639 (yin a yang venkova)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vlastn\u00ed d\u00edlna \u2192 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed svoboda d\u011blat si v\u0161e po sv\u00e9m (a taky v\u00edc p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed to pod\u011blat po sv\u00e9m)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u00e9n\u011b hluku, m\u00e9n\u011b vizu\u00e1ln\u00edho smogu \u2013 v noci tma a hv\u011bzdy (a r\u00e1no kohout, co m\u00e1 pocit, \u017ee je bud\u00edk cel\u00e9 planety)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vlastn\u00ed ovoce\/vejce\/bylinky \u2013 pocit, \u017ee n\u011bco roste d\u00edky tob\u011b (a ne d\u00edky slev\u011b 30 %)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sousedsk\u00e9 vazby: v\u00fdpomoc, p\u016fj\u010den\u00ed n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed, hl\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed (a ob\u010das i hl\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed tebe)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Lok\u00e1ln\u00ed tradice: hody, posv\u00edcen\u00ed, brig\u00e1dy, degustace slivovice \ud83d\ude0a (soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00ed\u0165 v tekut\u00e9m stavu)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u00e9n\u011b sp\u011bchu, men\u0161\u00ed tlak b\u00fdt po\u0159\u00e1d dostupn\u00fd<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Zahrada jako terapie: hlava vypne, t\u011blo mak\u00e1 (a druh\u00fd den t\u011blo p\u0159ipomene, \u017ee u\u017e nejsi student)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Resum\u00e9:<\/strong><br>Na pap\u00ed\u0159e to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee m\u011bsto vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 na pln\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e, ale na vesnici c\u00edt\u00edm seberealizaci. Kdy\u017e vyst\u0159el\u00ed\u0161 z h\u0159eb\u00edkova\u010dky posledn\u00ed h\u0159eb\u00edk na dokon\u010den\u00ed kachn\u00edku, zapoj\u00ed\u0161 kachn\u00e1m elekt\u0159inu\u2026 ten pocit bych v Brn\u011b nikdy neza\u017eil. V Brn\u011b jsem byl u\u017eivatel \u017eivota. Na vesnici jsem jeho servisn\u00ed technik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u011bsto \u0161et\u0159\u00ed \u010das, vesnice \u0161et\u0159\u00ed nervy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ve m\u011bst\u011b kupuje\u0161 pohodl\u00ed. Na vesnici si ho vyr\u00e1b\u00ed\u0161.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u011bsto nab\u00edz\u00ed slu\u017eby, vesnice nab\u00edz\u00ed prostor.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u011bsto je rychl\u00e9. Vesnice je hlubok\u00e1.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ve m\u011bst\u011b m\u00e1\u0161 anonymitu, na vesnici m\u00e1\u0161 oporu (a n\u011bkdy i dohled, audit a koment\u00e1\u0159).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V Brn\u011b jsem str\u00e1vil velkou \u010d\u00e1st \u017eivota. V \u010din\u017e\u00e1ku bez zahrady \u2013 tak\u017ee m\u016fj vztah k p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b byl zalo\u017een\u00fd hlavn\u011b na tom, \u017ee jsem ob\u010das zalil kytku a ona mi za odm\u011bnu stejn\u011b um\u0159ela. Byl jsem m\u011bstsk\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. V\u011bd\u011bl jsem, kde je nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edch t\u0159in\u00e1ct nejl\u00e9pe hodnocen\u00fdch kav\u00e1ren, abych stejn\u011b chodil jen do t\u00e9 jedn\u00e9, ale&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2717"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2724,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}