V\u00a0sobotu jsem se \u0159\u00edtil jedn\u00edm pra\u017esk\u00fdm s\u00eddli\u0161t\u011bm…
\n\u2026 \u0159ekn\u011bme, \u017ee povolenou rychlost\u00ed.<\/p>\n
V\u00a0ruce jsem dr\u017eel\u2026
\n\u2026 \u0159ekn\u011bme, \u017ee nakousnut\u00e9 jablko.<\/p>\n
A p\u0159ipoutan\u00fd bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edm p\u00e1sem\u2026
\n\u2026 jsem byl, \u0159ekn\u011bme.<\/p>\n
V\u00a0tom se za mnou rozblikaly policejn\u00ed maj\u00e1ky.<\/p>\n
Rychle jsem zastavil,
\nodlo\u017eil, co v\u00a0ruce nem\u00e1 co d\u011blat,
\ncvaknul p\u00e1s
\na za\u010dal v\u00a0dokladech hledat aspo\u0148 ob\u010danku,
\nkdy\u017e u\u017e \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k s\u00a0sebou nevoz\u00edm (co kdyby mi ho cht\u011bli sebrat, \u017ee?).<\/p>\n
Str\u00e1\u017en\u00edk p\u0159i\u0161el k\u00a0ok\u00fdnku a s\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvem \u0159\u00edk\u00e1:
\n\u201eNic nehledejte. Stav\u00edm V\u00e1s, abych V\u00e1m \u0159ekl, \u017ee nem\u00e1te dov\u0159en\u00fd kufr.\u201c<\/p>\n
Z\u00edr\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
Fakt z\u00edr\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
Po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b z\u00edr\u00e1m neschopn\u00fd jedin\u00e9ho slova.<\/p>\n
Tak tohle by se mi v\u00a0Brn\u011b st\u00e1t nemohlo. Tam je \u010d\u00e1re\u010dkov\u00fd syst\u00e9m a str\u00e1\u017en\u00edci rad\u011bji (a jak r\u00e1di) vyp\u00ed\u0161\u00ed pokutov\u00fd blo\u010dek \u2013 i za cenu toho, \u017ee si p\u0159estupek vymysl\u00ed \u2013 ne\u017e aby \u010dlov\u011bku poradili a pomohli. Jako ned\u00e1vno: stav\u011bli m\u011b za rychlost, ale pak si v\u0161imli, \u017ee na sedadle spolujezdce sed\u00ed 170centimetrov\u00fd ply\u0161ov\u00fd medv\u011bd. Jejich pozornost se hned sto\u010dila k\u00a0tomu, zdalipak m\u00e1 d\u011btskou seda\u010dku (za jej\u00ed absenci je toti\u017e vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed pokuta).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V\u00a0sobotu jsem se \u0159\u00edtil jedn\u00edm pra\u017esk\u00fdm s\u00eddli\u0161t\u011bm… \u2026 \u0159ekn\u011bme, \u017ee povolenou rychlost\u00ed. V\u00a0ruce jsem dr\u017eel\u2026 \u2026 \u0159ekn\u011bme, \u017ee nakousnut\u00e9 jablko. A p\u0159ipoutan\u00fd bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edm p\u00e1sem\u2026 \u2026 jsem byl, \u0159ekn\u011bme. V\u00a0tom se za mnou rozblikaly policejn\u00ed maj\u00e1ky. Rychle jsem zastavil, odlo\u017eil, co v\u00a0ruce nem\u00e1 co d\u011blat, cvaknul p\u00e1s a za\u010dal v\u00a0dokladech hledat aspo\u0148 ob\u010danku, kdy\u017e u\u017e \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":339,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}