{"id":865,"date":"2021-10-14T13:55:36","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T12:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=865"},"modified":"2021-10-24T07:46:52","modified_gmt":"2021-10-24T06:46:52","slug":"jak-jsem-prisel-k-medvedovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?p=865","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem p\u0159i\u0161el k medv\u011bdovi :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>M\u00e9\u010fu jsem v&nbsp;roce 2018 vezl jako d\u00e1rek sv\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dce. Prost\u011b takov\u00fd p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fd d\u00e1rek k&nbsp;porodu. Ale proto\u017ee bydleli v&nbsp;mal\u00e9m byt\u011b, po\u017e\u00e1dala m\u011b, abych 170cm medv\u011bda uschoval u sebe. Posadil jsem ho do auta na sedadlo spolujezdce, p\u0159ipoutal ho a vezl dom\u016f. T\u011bch <strong>\u00fasm\u011bv\u016f, z\u00e1chvat\u016f sm\u00edchu a m\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed,<\/strong> kter\u00e9 se M\u00e9\u010fovi dost\u00e1valo b\u011bhem na\u0161\u00ed cesty Brnem, bylo tak moc, \u017ee jsem se rozhodl koupit si dal\u0161\u00edho a zlep\u0161ovat tak n\u00e1ladu lidem nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d \u010cR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"769\" src=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda-1024x769.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"870\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/?attachment_id=870\" class=\"wp-image-870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda-1024x769.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda-768x577.jpg 768w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda-1080x811.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Meda.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I policist\u00e9 m\u011bli z&nbsp;n\u011bho srandu \u2013 jen v\u017edy zkontrolovali, zda je p\u0159edpisov\u011b p\u0159ipout\u00e1n \u2013 a libovoln\u00e9 p\u0159estupky p\u0159ech\u00e1zeli podrb\u00e1n\u00edm medv\u011bda za u\u0161ima a uji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, \u017ee \u201ep\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b to u\u017e bude dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed\u201c \ud83d\ude00 Jen jednou jsem potkal aktivn\u00edho blbce: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ePane \u0159idi\u010di, m\u00e1te pro toho medv\u011bda seda\u010dku? Nezd\u00e1 se, \u017ee by m\u011bl 160 centimetr\u016f\u2026\u201c hodnotil major.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eLimit pro d\u011btskou seda\u010dku \u2013 kdy\u017e pomineme, \u017ee to je ply\u0161ov\u00fd medv\u011bd a ne d\u00edt\u011b \u2013 je 150&nbsp;centimetr\u016f, pane majore,\u201c nam\u00edtal jsem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kdykoli m\u011b zastavili pro rychlost, ka\u017ed\u00e9ho policajta jsem oslovoval <em>pane majore.<\/em> M\u011blo to pozitivn\u00ed dopad na v\u00fd\u0161i pokuty. \u010casto to kon\u010d\u00edvalo jen domluvou.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eJste n\u011bjakej chytrej\u2026\u201c pokra\u010doval d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00ed policista, \u201eono taky z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, jak je star\u00fd!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Opravdu \u0159e\u0161\u00ed, zda ply\u0161ov\u00fd medv\u011bd mus\u00ed sed\u011bt v&nbsp;d\u011btsk\u00e9 seda\u010dce? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTak\u017ee M\u00e9\u010fa je 170 centimetr\u016f vysok\u00fd, 14 let star\u00fd, m\u00e1 lehkou nadv\u00e1hu a alergii na blbce. Ta se d\u00e1 l\u00e9\u010dit \u2013 slovy jeho veterin\u00e1\u0159e \u2013 dv\u011bma zp\u016fsoby: blbc\u016fm se vyvarovat a projevy alergie se nedostav\u00ed, nebo se blbc\u016fm vystavit a t\u011blo si \u010dasem vytvo\u0159\u00ed protil\u00e1tky.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eA jak ho teda l\u00e9\u010d\u00edte?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eDlouh\u00e1 diskuze,\u201c do\u0161lo mi, ale proto\u017ee jsem sp\u011bchal na svatbu, necht\u011bl jsem se d\u00e9le zdr\u017eovat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ePrvn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem,\u201c dodal jsem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eAha, tak jo, tak je\u010fte\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po 3 letech, co ho voz\u00edm s&nbsp;sebou, jej p\u0159ed\u00e1m n\u011bkomu dal\u0161\u00edmu. Na pokut\u00e1ch mi u\u0161et\u0159il spoustu tis\u00edc, ale je \u010das dosp\u011bt \ud83d\ude00 co\u017e je v&nbsp;m\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159ic\u2026 t\u0159iceti sedmi letech docela n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>V\u011bnuji ho tomu, kdo vymysl\u00ed origin\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1rek barterem. Nejde mi o pen\u00edze ani obrovskou hodnotu, ale o kreativitu.<\/strong> Term\u00edn p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed nab\u00eddek <a href=\"mailto:radim@martynek.cz\" data-type=\"mailto\" data-id=\"mailto:radim@martynek.cz\">e-mailem<\/a>: 15.12.2021.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9\u010fu jsem v&nbsp;roce 2018 vezl jako d\u00e1rek sv\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dce. Prost\u011b takov\u00fd p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fd d\u00e1rek k&nbsp;porodu. Ale proto\u017ee bydleli v&nbsp;mal\u00e9m byt\u011b, po\u017e\u00e1dala m\u011b, abych 170cm medv\u011bda uschoval u sebe. Posadil jsem ho do auta na sedadlo spolujezdce, p\u0159ipoutal ho a vezl dom\u016f. T\u011bch \u00fasm\u011bv\u016f, z\u00e1chvat\u016f sm\u00edchu a m\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se M\u00e9\u010fovi dost\u00e1valo b\u011bhem na\u0161\u00ed cesty Brnem, bylo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":893,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions\/893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radim.martynek.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}